Firstly you sly old fox;

Twilight Bingeness

yus i have binged on TWILIGHT for at least three weeks now. When it came out on monday, i wagged so i could read it and i didnt stop till four in the morn, which was, incidentaly, when i finished it XD So yus, i have been re-re-re-reading all of them (sept eclipse cos i dont own yet) and i even bought a SECOND copy of TWILIGHT acos will took mine and he wont give it back cos hes gay. killit. Oh! and i is making amy read TWILIGHT (even thoughs she cant read) and if she doesnt like it (which is impossible {because its so darn gut}) i will killit her too *insertangryface* so ther.

Secondly;

WOWZA i got 2000 pageviews, and im actually still around to see it. I thought i couldnt stick too anything long enough too get 2000 anythings!? but there you go, i do have some level of commitment/persistence/give a shitness amnd stuff.

i think im going to school about once a week, sometimes less so i wouldnt be urprised if they kick me out at the end of the year *gosh darn* stupid sleep, who needs it anyways, oh yesh, thats right, i do.

how silly of me.


so i will probs see you some time in the next ten years my splendiferous friend thalia, but i wouldnt hold my breath.

Ooooooooh and, also, i have been painting all over my walls, thats right, gigantic rainbow splotches on some of the panels. Mum hasnt seen yet, but it dont matter yo cos it all main and she probs wont care anyway. i should probs submit a photo so you can all see how a) messy my van is and b) how much it is resembling more and more each day, a gigantic rainbowlicious lollipope.


Mmmmmmm van flavoured lollipope.


OHHHHH!!! i almost forgot!

DONT EVER JOIN THE ARMY LIKE SRSLY they are SOOOO GAY.

Dad gave me a ration pack, which has a 2 muesli bars, 16 assorted biscuits, 2 sachets of energy drink pwder, assorted condements and vegimite, smarties, condensed milk, a sachet of onion and potato powder, two freeze dried main meals and various other bits and bobs, but OMG they dont make that stuff to taste good, (oh and i fogot the canned cheeze *shudder*) so basicaly i made up the sachet of one of the main meals (lamb casserole) and to start with it LOOKED like the dust contents of a vaccum cleaner added to chunks of jerky mixed with vomit that had been under a fridge for so long it dried out and then someone scraped it out and put it in a packet with the other stuff. The worst thing was, even before i added the water, it smelled so bad i almost puked, like seriously bad. and the packet said that if under dire circumstances, you could eat the whole thing dry, meat chunks and all. ew.

wow that was an exceedingly long and gramaticly errorful way of me saying that army food is made to keep, not to be food, so if you value your life, please, for the love of god (who i hate);

SONT JOIN THE ARMY.

the end
a sonet by the late Yusef Magandeewhatsit

Bai

Yup so I am in Mildura.
Again.

That is to say, I was meant to stay only one week, but decided i wanted to stay for two, but i had to get lil' ol' Justin back to Melbourne safley so we cauht the bus and train back together (7 1/2 hr trip) and then four hours later I hopped on an overnight coach (9 hours) back to Mildura which is were I am now. Lol im half delirious now though, cos I was on an aisle seat so i went all night without sleep, then when i got to RedCliffs, no one was there to pick me up so i had to walk home.

Anyways, that deosnt matter because it was the most random thing ive ever done amn stuff but im really happy to be here for another week. It meant to be classified as "desert-oasis" but its been cold and raining here too, and it drops below zero most nights (brrrr).

I bought a long jumper thats all rainbow colours day before last, and I rekon Brookes gonna be jealous because she loves rainbows even more than me. Mah 7 year old cousin Eathan is here with me, and my excersise consists of jogging up and down the driveway with Bella (dingo x staffy x boxer).

Hope your all having as much fun as I am,
see ya soon

Waffle

yesh, if your go to my school you will not have seen me for a week.

a while ago something crap happened and ive been on a bit of a death spiral since and have recently re-developed depression and the eating disorder Bulemia (the one where you eat twice your weight in food then puke your guts out) so ive only left the house twice this week, once to go to school, the second to see a friend who i insulted so badly she didnt speak to me for a week. i feel a bit down to say the least and the neglected ive been giving my poor deviantart account makes me laugh so im being a good girl and submitting one deviation and a journal.

pacifying my morals (yeah right like i have them)

yup this whole journal has been pointless but i guess i need to tell people about my problems if i want to get better ( or at least thats what my mum tells me)

omg glen just brought us a whole disc of IT Crowd so i is ditching youse for TV BAI!

see you on the other side

I am smarter than 47.23% of the rest of the world.
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awesome eh? make you all feel bad lolz.

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TAKE THE TESTS DAMN IT!!!

AAARGHHHH!

thank you.

id just like to take a moment to thank Young Sammith of the idiot tribe. thank him, that is, for completely and utterly ruining my life.

Young William and i both applied for camp cooinda, and were both put onto a witing list as the camps were full, HOWEVER, young samith, decided that Procrastination was BELOW HIM, that BEING AN IDIOT was somehow UNNESCESARY for one of his STATURE.

HE handed his application in on time and managed to recieve a spot in camp one THE BASTARD!!!!!!!!


I hope you will join me in killing him dead.

DIE STUPID SAM!!!!!!!!!!





LOLZ