Firstly you sly old fox;

Twilight Bingeness

yus i have binged on TWILIGHT for at least three weeks now. When it came out on monday, i wagged so i could read it and i didnt stop till four in the morn, which was, incidentaly, when i finished it XD So yus, i have been re-re-re-reading all of them (sept eclipse cos i dont own yet) and i even bought a SECOND copy of TWILIGHT acos will took mine and he wont give it back cos hes gay. killit. Oh! and i is making amy read TWILIGHT (even thoughs she cant read) and if she doesnt like it (which is impossible {because its so darn gut}) i will killit her too *insertangryface* so ther.

Secondly;

WOWZA i got 2000 pageviews, and im actually still around to see it. I thought i couldnt stick too anything long enough too get 2000 anythings!? but there you go, i do have some level of commitment/persistence/give a shitness amnd stuff.

i think im going to school about once a week, sometimes less so i wouldnt be urprised if they kick me out at the end of the year *gosh darn* stupid sleep, who needs it anyways, oh yesh, thats right, i do.

how silly of me.


so i will probs see you some time in the next ten years my splendiferous friend thalia, but i wouldnt hold my breath.

Ooooooooh and, also, i have been painting all over my walls, thats right, gigantic rainbow splotches on some of the panels. Mum hasnt seen yet, but it dont matter yo cos it all main and she probs wont care anyway. i should probs submit a photo so you can all see how a) messy my van is and b) how much it is resembling more and more each day, a gigantic rainbowlicious lollipope.


Mmmmmmm van flavoured lollipope.


OHHHHH!!! i almost forgot!

DONT EVER JOIN THE ARMY LIKE SRSLY they are SOOOO GAY.

Dad gave me a ration pack, which has a 2 muesli bars, 16 assorted biscuits, 2 sachets of energy drink pwder, assorted condements and vegimite, smarties, condensed milk, a sachet of onion and potato powder, two freeze dried main meals and various other bits and bobs, but OMG they dont make that stuff to taste good, (oh and i fogot the canned cheeze *shudder*) so basicaly i made up the sachet of one of the main meals (lamb casserole) and to start with it LOOKED like the dust contents of a vaccum cleaner added to chunks of jerky mixed with vomit that had been under a fridge for so long it dried out and then someone scraped it out and put it in a packet with the other stuff. The worst thing was, even before i added the water, it smelled so bad i almost puked, like seriously bad. and the packet said that if under dire circumstances, you could eat the whole thing dry, meat chunks and all. ew.

wow that was an exceedingly long and gramaticly errorful way of me saying that army food is made to keep, not to be food, so if you value your life, please, for the love of god (who i hate);

SONT JOIN THE ARMY.

the end
a sonet by the late Yusef Magandeewhatsit

Bai